Published On February 5th, 2012
We’re all familiar with the “Hip Hop Battle,” when (usually) two men are engaging in a sparring of words in an attempted concept of who-can-embarrass-the-other-the-worst. But, it’s all for sh-ts and giggles until that “how-much-you-love-your-baby-money” comes in to play. Although an actual kidnapping has never occurred, a few have been robbed of some heartbeats in the process. Whether it refers to a friend, a lover, or a baby mother, once women are added into the equation, the stakes are higher and the egos are flying high as eagles. Here’s 7 of the most popular battles that went from subliminal to BLATANT DISRESPECT by a simple mention of the opposite sex.
For starters, number 7., Rihanna
As mentor, motivator and inspiration, Jay-Z helped catapult Rihanna into the world of super-stardom she sits upon today. (The b*tch just topped Madonna and Youtube for goodness sake!) But back in the days of puppy love, Chris Brown became a new member of the family. Beginning in Summer 2007, and officially surfacing as a couple in February 2008, the two easily became the most watched couple worldwide.
That definitely didn’t change the following February 2009, when Brown was charged with felony battery and Rihanna’s brutally beatened pictures hit the internet. It was then that Jay-Z was rumored to have referred to Brown as a “dead man walking” and reportedly attempted to blackball his career into a standstill.
While it seems things may have calmed down for Rihanna and Chris over the past year, 2011 proved that Jay-Z isn’t so forgiving.
Having one of the richest moguls in the music industry on your bad side isn’t the greatest blessing.
But women have been the cause of worse disdain in the industry.
Such as our number 6., Serena
We should all be familiar with this sissy quarrel by now (pun intended). Common releases “Sweet” on his album, “The Dreamer.” Most likely, people associated the song’s content with that of Drake and told him on Twitter. Drake got butt-hurt andresponded “I might sing, but I ain’t no bitch. If Common got something to say, say it to my face.” Common admits the song wasn’t directed at him, but most definitely appliesto him. And so, we get Drake’s “response” on “Stay Schemin’”
Meanwhile, everyone’s aware of the elephant in the room. Common and Serena dated on and off for three years, beginning 2007. Drake, who seemingly started a little something with Serena in 2011 (as told to Angie Martinez and Complex Magazine), was the latest love swirl in the rumor mill. So, it’s only right to assume that the real issue here, ladies and gentlemen, is a case of Helen of Troy, or Serena of Grand Slam Champ (I tried.)
Yet and still, you haven’t seen anything yet….
Number 5 belongs to Beyonce
While your first thought may be Lil Wayne, from which I quoted earlier, the actual culprit is Cam’Ron. Although once labelmates and businesss partners, the beef between the two has lasted well over a decade. In 2000, before rumors of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s love affair hit the mainstream, the (then) two rising stars Cam’Ron and Beyonce recorded the song “Do It Again” for his second LP “S.D.E,” which also included a few diss lines to Jay on the track “Let Me Know”.
But things really heated up when Damon Dash signed Cam’Ron to Roc-A-Fella, co-owned by Jay. A year later, during Jay’s vacation, Dame announced the promotion of Cam’Ron to VP of the booming label. In just two years to follow (2004), Dame and Jay sold 50% interest of Roc-A-Fella to Def Jam which ended in the collapse of the famed label. Cam’Ron went on to say many things about Jay, but none more than his words on “You Got to Love It.” He blamed Jay for his VP snub, a shooting, and the distrust between him and Dame Dash. But he also added:
Clearly it hit a bit of a nerve. Uncharacteristic of Jay-Z, he responded in Rick Ross’ “Hustlin’ Remix”
And though Jay hardly ever responds anymore, it really hasn’t ended since…
Moving along, number 4 is for Mariah
This time, we’ll just glide over Nick Cannon’s lyrics and stick to the facts. Before Nick Cannon entered the picture, Mariah dated Eminem for a short length of time in 2002. But it was pretty obvious that he never got over her, as he took time out to diss her in“Superman” and “When The Music Stops.” But Mariah put all the rumors to an end when she stated on Larry King Live: “I hung out with him, I spoke to him on the phone. I think I was probably with him a total of four times. And I don’t consider that dating somebody.”
It wasn’t a over. Mariah imitated him on her live tour as a puppet. And so he included her in another rhyme of his on “Jimmy Crack Corn.”
But in 2009, Eminem released “Bagpipes in Baghdad” that detailed his claimed love affair with Mariah Carey, which she denied. Mariah had already wed Nick Cannon a year prior, who took offense to Eminem’s characteristically overly-dramatic lyrics dripped in blood:
Nick Cannon stepped in. Wrote a blog post. Deleted it. Mariah then released “Obsessed” which featured an Eminem look-a-like as the stalker. Eminem then released the brutal diss track “The Warning” which not only slandered both Nick and Mariah, but embarrassed the hell out of his self:
Listen, girly, surely you don’t want me to talk
About how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling
And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach’s curling
Or maybe you do, but if I’m embarrassin’ me I’m embarrassin’ you
Nick then responded with a diss I’d rather forget, but it’s the thought that counts right? The two agreed to finally put the feud to rest.
Women really be driving you men mad, huh? It gets no better from here..
Number 3 goes to Chrissy. Yup. From Vh1’s Love & Hip Hop
If you ask why, you must not know too much about Max B. Once a friend and confidant of Jim Jones, Max B was a Dip Set/ByrdGang affiliate. He was the man behind the pen of Jimmy’s successful “We Fly High (Ballin)” and countless other hooks and verses. The “beef” set in, initially, when Max B expressed wanting to do solo work but was denied. Max B left the group, and signed a three album deal with Amalgam Digital alongside Joe Budden and Peedi Craak.
In his solo career, Max B began to make a prominent name for himself. Not too long after, he released this video claiming he committed sexual acts with Jimmy’s long-time girlfriend Chrissy, and released the song “She Touched it In Miami” soon-after. Although the rumor has never been solidified as fact, the next year proved how Jimmy never got over the disrespect.
In 2009, Max B was reprimanded for armed robbery, kidnapping, and murder. He looked to his old friend Jimmy for help (2 million dollar bond), who is said to have only helped him out of love for their mutual friend and rapper Stack Bundles who died a few years previous. But Jimmy agreed on one term— that he handed over his publishing. Since then, the feud hasn’t gone away, but Max is currently awaiting a new trial to appeal his 75 years sentence in jail……..
With that said, number 2 is Faith Evans
This should really be a no-brainer as to why. After having fell in love with the Notorious B.I.G and marrying after only 2 weeks, Faith and Biggie were one of the first known power couples in hip-hop. But before we were robbed of seeings its full potential due to the murder of Biggie in 1997, it was threatened by the most tragic rap battle in history.
At the height of Biggie and Tupac’s feud, Faith Evans became the star attraction of the battle. Tupac, who survived an attempted murder in 1994, believed until his death that Biggie and Puffy were scandalously involved.
To heighten things, Biggie’s “Who Shot Ya,” which he reported was written and recorded well before Tupac’s shooting, released some time in 1995 during Tupac’s allegations. Believing the song was directed at him, Tupac released “Hit Em Up,” and took the feud to new heights:
While Faith denied the allegations, it caused a great split between the two, which was documented in the biopic of Biggie’s life, Notorious.
Although it was said by Junior MAFIA’s Lil Cease that “Long Kiss Goodnight” was Biggie’s response to the record, there was no official response released. And only 3 months after the release of the controversial record, Tupac Shakur was shot to death in Las Vegas. 6 months later, Biggie Smalls met his death by another unknown assailant in Los Angeles.
Here’s number 1. WHO, you ask? That’s Carmen Bryan.
Known as Nas’ baby mother, and famed as Jay-Z’s ex-fling, the battle between Jay-Z and Nas got real personal real fast once her identity was revealed.
Things between Nas and Jay-Z were long buzzing under the surface. From the early 90s, when Raekwon beefed with Biggie, Biggie copied Nas’ idea for his album cover, and Jigga started switching up flows (if you’re uneducated on this topic, kick up your feet and jam to “Last Real Nigga Alive”) there was a bit of a.. lack of trust, to say the least. But things didn’t heat up to the point of (what we thought then) was no point of return, until both rappers were at nearly equal leveling in their careers.
Both had classic debut albums, huge followings, and were revered nation-wide as guaranteed legends in the game. But, there can only be one at the top, right? Jay-Z blew off some frustration in the popular “TakeOver” and sparked the lighter for the number one rap battle of all time. Through all of the shots thrown in the song, nothing stuck out as much as the provoking:
While many were clueless about the alluded act, Nas responded with the explosive diss record, “Ether” that took the hip-hop world by storm. It’s known today, arguably, as the number one response record in hip-hop history. And clearly, (as you can hear here), it hit Jay hard.
So he responded with this in “Super Ugly”:
All I really know is your ho wants to be with me
And she ain’t playing, believe what I’m saying
She creeps with me and sleeps between the sheets
Me and the boy AI got more in common than just balling and rhyming
Get it? More in Carmen
I came in your Bentley backseat, skeeted in your Jeep
Left condoms on your baby seat
Here nigga, the gloves is off, the love is done
It’s whatever, whenever, however nigga — one
And since you infatuated with saying that gay shit
Yes you was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch
Nas then responded on radio, as well. It was such a low blow that even Jay-Z’s mother demanded that he apologized. Which he did. Live on radio. Nas later on went to set the record straight on his follow up album God’s Son on the record “Real Niggas Alive* (mentioned earlier.)
Then this nigga’s with Jigga too much
He used to say Jay wanted my spot
I laughed, stayed home, never hung a lot
A quiet man who used to be alone planning
Baby moms thought I was too quiet, couldn’t stand it
She hit the streets, later on she hitting the sheets
With a rapper who wanted me on his songs, thinking he strong
I taught her how to watch for cars who might follow
Taught her street shit that I know
Her weakness was Shawn yo
But that’s her, I ain’t mad baby, it made me stronger
Now I get my paper longer
Eventually Nas got the last word, but DAMN that was a hell of a ride! You can’t deny the power of the p****y. But for goodness sake, fellas, control yourselves! No matter how hard you fall on lost love, remember what Kanye learned and stay true to finding love the real way, and keeping away from the drama!